Nerd42
Borg Cube 42

Assimilated Smiley I AM NERD42 OF BORG, THE BORG JESTER!
THIS IS SCOUT-CLASS BORG CUBE 42.
LOWER YOUR KEYBOARDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SITES.
YOUR TOTAL LACK OF STYLE, ORIGINALITY, AND DISTINCTIVENESS WILL BE ADDED TO OUR OWN.
IN TIME YOU WILL ADAPT TO SERVE US.
YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
WE ARE THE BORG.

Now there is a smiley who really knows where his towel is.Nerd42